Horace runs the Don’t Be So Ridiculous Valley Academy Of Music, - which is just a small music shop from which he offers piano lessons. He is persuaded by Elsie to fly in one of the helicopters up to the battlefield near Pigfrog Command, to give Ergo some piano lessons, and accidentally drops a piano on Ergo’s Head. He, like Ergo, becomes imprisoned at Pigfrog Command but his main duty while in prison is to attempt to teach Moundrot’s fat, ugly wife, Ursula, to play the piano.