Horace
runs the Don’t Be So Ridiculous Valley
Academy Of Music, - which is just a small music
shop from which he offers piano lessons. He
is persuaded by Elsie to fly in one of the helicopters
up to the battlefield near Pigfrog Command,
to give Ergo some piano lessons, and accidentally
drops a piano on Ergo’s Head. He, like
Ergo, becomes imprisoned at Pigfrog Command
but his main duty while in prison is to attempt
to teach Moundrot’s fat, ugly wife, Ursula,
to play the piano.