is the long-suffering wife of the general. She
puts up with his abuse – verbal and physically
violent – because she loves him, deep
down inside, from the days when he was Lieutenant
Jim Moundrot, rising up through the ranks. She
is tolerant and ugly. The two may be connected,
except he is ugly too, so scratch that.
One thing she has in common with Ergo is that
she also would like to learn to play the piano.
That’s about all she has in common with
Ergo, except maybe slime.