Ursula is the long-suffering wife of the general. She puts up with his abuse – verbal and physically violent – because she loves him, deep down inside, from the days when he was Lieutenant Jim Moundrot, rising up through the ranks. She is tolerant and ugly. The two may be connected, except he is ugly too, so scratch that.

One thing she has in common with Ergo is that she also would like to learn to play the piano. That’s about all she has in common with Ergo, except maybe slime.