to DON¹T BE SO RIDICULOUS VALLEY, home
of ERGO the slug, and some fairies, plus quite
a lot of other slugs, gnomes and stuff. We (some
humans) are making a movie which will soon be
FORTHCOMING to a SCREEN not a million miles
away from YOU.
Can a slug defeat an army of nasty, evil, Christmas-hating,
slug-squashing PIGFROGS? Can a slug learn to
play the piano, even though he has no hands?
Can he trick a beautiful fairy into fancying
him for long enough to marry him and live happily
ever after? Probably not, but if you don¹t
Step with us into the crazy world of ERGO. Join
us for a walk across Don¹t Be So Ridiculous
Valley (which is actually a hill) to Woodland
Land, home of Nigel and Dotty Farnsebarnes (two
other fairies). Yep, there¹s a ton of fairies
in this movie, and heaps of slugs. You won¹t
go short of fairies and slugs in THIS movie,
Hope you like the website. Try to keep it tidy
and make sure you sign the guestbook and close
the door quietly on your way out.
Lots of love,
The Chronicles Of Don¹t Be So Ridiculous